Ever notice how guys drinking protein shakes always drink them in a transparent bottle
Why do nerds love My Little Pony isn’t that for like little girls?
Anonymous asked: come to miami
methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
Expand dong is going to be a new turn of phrase for me
Enough small talk
That fucking donkey kong post tickles me so much fuck
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
Eyebrow piercings: Just don't do it
Anonymous asked: but fedoras are edgy and cool I don't get it
I bet no guy has the balls to write a girl a...
I just had to tweak it a bit
You people who think the new Daft Punk album is good are basic as fuck did you ever even listen to any of their other music or are you just playing along because there was so much hype surrounding their return
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas