Does this oessa person just spend all their time on Google maps or something
pinkfilm: YES THIS IS ROGERS WE NEED BACKUP IMMEDIATELY DO YOU READ ME YES HELLO THIS IS DOG
every teenager ever: oh my god i'm SO socially awkward
Broads be buying vibrators and dildos every day but as soon as a dude buys a fleshlight it’s weird
Just got approached by a kinda hot charity mugger and I told her she can have my number but not my money and she actually took it I feel alpha right now
austinisafaggot asked: You're a fucking smart ass with everyone.
ohyeahradioactive asked: What's ur name?
the-freakish-atlantic: Anything a social justice blogger says
Ever notice how guys drinking protein shakes always drink them in a transparent bottle
Why do nerds love My Little Pony isn’t that for like little girls?
Anonymous asked: come to miami
methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
Expand dong is going to be a new turn of phrase for me
Enough small talk
That fucking donkey kong post tickles me so much fuck
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk